So today one of the best blogs on the internet is three years old. I hate birthdays so I invented “Blogiversary” and to avoid any confusion I have defined it for you-
Blog-i-vers-ary
Noun 1. The date on which a blog was begun in a previous year
2. An occasion marked by showering the author of the blog with gifts
It’s been an interesting 3 years and the blog tells its part of a rather fascinating story in a way that wouldn’t have been possible before. It’s a story that’s been shared with a lot of people, a story that needed to be told, a story that I hope will continue. The story doesn’t have an ending yet but I’m determined to write it one day.
Thanks to everyone for everything, I have a piece of virtual cake for you all, enjoy.
Congratulmalations! *sends wine, zopiclone, and a well-placed cunt* Can we bring balloons? And streamers? What about one of those cardboard donkeys filled with sweeties that you beat the hell out of with a baseball bat [could always ring the changes and make a cardboard psychcuntrist...]
You’re amazing, yer blog’s amazing, love ya xx
Thank you
*accepts all gifts* bring ALL THE THINGS!
Love you too
Zoe
Xxx
*high five*
*high fives you right back, feels terribly British about it*
Thank you
Zoe
Xxx
Happy Blogiversary! Glitter falls from the sky in celebration!
*puts buckets out to collect glitter for future projects*
Thank you
Zoe
Xxx
Happy Blogiversary!!
Thank you LF
Zoe
Xxx
Show off! Congratulations! Virtual M&Ms, Skittles, Sunny Delight & Red Bull.
Well that’s an interesting range of stimulants, with all those I could reach the dizzy heights of 22 hour days.
Nice to have you back.
Thank you
Zoe
Xxx
3 years. Well done, thanks for the cake x x x
Hi Bee Vomit
thanks for commenting, sorry things are still so shit for you, hope the cake helps a little, if it does I have plenty more virtual cake- think the exact opposite in availability to crisis team visits or actual MH care.
((hugs))
Thank you
Zoe
Xxx
Hi Zoe!
I’ve been reading your blog for ages but have never commented before (I believe this is called lurking). I did send you an email once, though, to which you sent me a nice reply!
Anyway. Happy blogiversary! It is most definitely my favourite blog on the internet
Laura
Hi
nice to meet you, lurking is ok, I’m just glad you read and enjoy. I may have to go trawling through my inbox for that email now, glad I replied and glad you liked it.
Thank you
Zoe
Xxx
Happy 3rd blogiversary Love the cake
Here’s to many more
🎆🎂🍸🍦🎉🎁🎆
(hope these work)
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Hi
glad you like the cake, thank you for the purple cubes (I take it that’s what you meant to send right?!)
Thank you
Zoe
Xxx
A very belated congrats on your blogiversary, it’s been a great 3 years reading all your wonderful posts and sharing the ups and downs with you. The cake was scrumptious….I look forward to another year in Zoe’s world xxx
Thank you, belated is ok, I know you’ve been busy indulging the mental and languishing in the bin!
Glad you enjoyed the cake, I’m looking forward to another year too- kinda, if y’ know what I mean….
(and yes I am moderating blog comments at 2.43am, for the record I also have a humungous hangover, super coping mechanisms and all that)
Nice to see you back.
Zoe
Xxx